TLC For Your RSI

For those of you planning on doing the rounds at Magic Millions Gold Coast next month .... through a friend, I can put you onto a great physio in Brisbane if your hand/arm/shoulder/back needs TLC after lugging that 2,000-page catalogue around for a couple of weeks.

My friend rationalises why MM haven't split the book into two manageable tomes: "The world according to GH is Harvey Norman. 100 choices of fridges, leg waxers, nasal hair removers – with 24 choices of plasma thrown in as well. Big is better. The buzzing, cluttered marketplace that man evolved in. The bazaar buried deep in the DNA."

Can't argue with that. GH has a billion reasons to show why one book's best.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

As a good waman once told me "Its all about Girth!"

Anonymous said...

I have arthritis in my hands, and complained to Magic Millions last year about the size/weight of the catalogue. I am a buyer, and after receiving this year's catalogue, have decided it will be far more comfortable to purchase in Melbourne...better facilities there as well!

STEVE BREM said...

I've just come back from a couple of days in the Hunter Valley. One prominent breeder/buyer told me had had "ripped it in half" already. There seems some dismay up there at the supermarket proportions of the sale. Everything looks like it's on special. Because of the sheer volume of horses, people who like to sift carefully through the offering have next to no chance. So many horses aren't going to get looked at.

Anonymous said...

I have found that the Catalogues have many uses "after" the sale... stop draughts under doors, prop up bird houses in averies - the list goes on!

Perhaps someone should bring out a book ... "101 uses for MM Catalogues"?

STEVE BREM said...

Climate change has created a shortage of mud bricks for housebuilding in the Third World. Throw them into a vat of glue then pull them out to dry - perfect. Make sure you put yours in the Wanless bin before you leave.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like the catalogues might be full of cattle dogs if there are that many for sale!!!!!

Anonymous said...

The Sales are always a reflection of financial times.Obviosly now everything is SELL SELL SELL